More jokes....

Marriage Life Before And After!!

Before marriage. Darling here...darling there.... After marriage. Baling here.... baling there....

Before marriage. I die for you... After marriage. "You die, up to you."
Lagi lama married. You die, I help you.!

Before marriage. "You go anywhere, I follow you. After marriage. "You go anywhere, up to you. Lagi lama married. "You go anywhere, better get lost!"

Before marriage. "You are my heart, you are my love." After marriage. "You get on my nerves."

Before marriage. "You are sweet and kind like Cinderella." After marriage. "You are worst than Godzilla."

Before marriage. "Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Like it or not,
I'm stuck with you."

After marriage. "Roses are dead.
I am blue.
You get on my head,
I will sue you."


Before marriage, every makan he brings you to Shangri-La. After marriage, You wanna go, he says, "You wait la.."

Before marriage she looks like Anita Sarawak. after marriage don't know whether katak or biawak.

LOL... hahaha.. my aunt laugh until her stomach ached...

Toilet Poems

Excellent poems by not so famous poets… found on toilet doors and
Walls..

A budding poet trying his best…

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Tried to shit,
But only farted.

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You’re lucky,
You had your chance,
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in
toilets.

I came here,
To shit and stink,
But all I do,
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different
purpose…

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space…….

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too, Please!

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson…
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food…please aim properly!

I lied lar...

i lied abt my Mid-Semester marks. sorry. anyways, my real marks are (slightly higher than the "lied" marks, I'M NOT SMART.) :

BM : Paper 1 - 34/40
Paper 2 - 64 1/2 / 80
Total - 71%
Maths : 95
Science : 86
Sejarah: 82
KH : 82
Geography: 95
English : STILL dont know yet..

AS I SAID, I'M NOT SMART.

Jokes, Jokes..

since there's nothing much to post, i'll post jokes..
anyways, HARIMAU WILL WIN!!!!! Aminah, no offense lar.

*sigh* Mid Semester exam marks...

I'm so disappointed.... my marks were so bad.... here are they..:

BM: Kertas 1 - 24/40
Kertas 2 - ??
English - ???
Geography - 78
Maths - 85
Science - 70
Sejarah - 60
KH - 72

aah!!! sumore Mid Semester..die lar..must..improve..

MID-SEMESTER EXAM.... SCREW IT...

Day 1 (Thursday, 1st March) : Aminah was poking and hitting me coz she thought she will fail Maths...her 'sucky and hard' subject... coz she scored 64 last time.. so Maths and English on that day... Maths was easy, english, i dont know...

Day 2 (Friday, 2nd March) : Science was quite easy quite hard... BUT I DIDNT FINISH MY BM 2 PAPER!!!!! AAH!!!!! Bahagian B (Kepentingan Memakan Buah-buahan)!!! shit la.... but it was hard for me... some more i got hit in the b***s by Gao Jye's 7 Up bottle....

Day 3 (Monday, 5th March) : we'll wait for Monday first...

Day 4 (Tuesday, 6th March) : ....

Aminah sed i never update my blog that's why i'm writing a post now..

Today..... Saturday.... tonight..... 8.00 or 8.40...... Manchester United vs Liverpool!!!!! so far in previous meetings between these 2 teams, Man U has won 8 out of 9 matches played (which is good... hehe). Man U will be stronger than the last meeting......whereas Liverpool, are also improving. they are in third place already. but Man U will win!!! (not for sure la... liverpool ada chance also...) but i want at least a 1-1 draw or 1-0 / 2-1 win....