Sports Day '07

finally, i have the urge to update my blog xD.

haha so today was Sports Day.
I had to follow my cuz to the Kampung Pandan Sports Complex. tumpang my aunt's car lar... woke up 5.15 in ze morn. left at 6 am. We had actually passed the place and went to the wrong place. reached there, saw the field. Man, it was damn cacat-ed. heh heh. shud buat in Bukit Jalil. I got my costume. I wore the thing. It was TIGHT.

Me : Teacher, got bigger size??

Teacher : Nope. it's free size.

So had to wear lorh.... haiz.
Then the marching started liao.
Seladang first, then Helang, followed by us (Harimau), then Beruang.
after an hr i think, sukaneka and running started.

We lost sukaneka but did very/quite good for running. Then there was parents vs teachers Tug of War (female & male separate).

Teachers won for female.
Parents & ex-students won for male.

Then it was the results....

Heart beating damn fast man...
Helang won marching
then blablabla
Dr. Rizal announced the overall points for First House Cup.

Coming fourth is Beruang, then Seladang.
Then, Harimau and Helang had a tie with 795 pts.

Celebration!!!
We have to win iMovie now.
Win that, We're champs.

btw, IT WAS DARN HOT AND SUNNY TODAY.

What a LOOOOOOOOONG post. Never done it before.

Me?? nah..

Laura says I'm this. How can you believe that??

adopt your own virtual pet!

but thank god i'm not like gaojye. (see below...)

adopt your own virtual pet!

Sorry gao, I know i'm pissing you off.

A VEEERRYY long survey.

Really Long Survey (over 200)
What is your name?:	Brandon.
Are you named after anyone?:	Don't know...
What's your screename?:	Har???
Would you name a child of yours after you?:	Nope
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:	See la..
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:	I don't know
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:	Strangers, yes. but friends, no
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:	No
Basics
Your gender::	Male
Straight/Gay/Bi::	Straight
Single?:	YES
If not, do you want to be?:	No
Birthdate::	*unknown*
Your age::	*unknown*
Age you act::	??
Age you wish you were::	Dunno.
Your height::	5 feet something la. i know i'm the tallest in the class tied with Kanendra
Eye color::	Very dark brown / black
Happy with it?:	yes
Hair color::	Dark brown (very)
Happy with it?:	yes....
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::	what?
Your living arrangement::	huh?
Your family::	good family
Have any pets?:	yes. a dog
Whats your job?:	Student
Piercings?:	no. nvr want to.
Tattoos?:	no. nvr want to also.
Obsessions?:	none
Addictions?:	Music, Computer
Do you speak another language?:	Cantonese, Malay
Have a favorite quote?:	I dont't have one
Do you have a webpage?:	yea, but not telling you.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?:	yes
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:	no
Do you have any secrets?:	no
Do you hate yourself?:	no
Do you like your handwriting?:	yes
Do you have any bad habits?:	some..
What is the compliment you get from most people?:	tall, fat, sick
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:	Brandon's Shitty Life.. jkjk... i really don't know
What's your biggest fear?:	Snakes.
Can you sing?:	Bass/Tenor only.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:	No
Are you a loner?:	No
What are your #1 priorities in life?:	Succeed in Life, Live Happily, Take care of parents
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:	yea, of course.
Are you a daredevil?:	nah..
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:	my freckles and oily face which causes pimples.
Are you passive or agressive?:	50/50
Do you have a journal?:	no
What is your greatest strength and weakness?:	Greatest strength: not sure. Greatest weakness : poking.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:	either be thin, or take off my freckles. nothing else. i'm happy with my life.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?:	NO
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:	choosing something else rather than choosing the one i always wanted..
Do you think life has been good so far?:	yea. great friends, great family. except skool. the tests.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:	never to be greedy... hehehe..
What do you like the most about your body?:	my legs. have potential to kick balls.
And least?:	nope. no least
Do you think you are good looking?:	I'll let other ppl judge
Are you confident?:	sometimes
What is the fictional character you are most like?:	dunno
Are you perceived wrongly?:	no
Do You...
Smoke?:	No
Do drugs?:	No
Read the newspaper?:	Sometimes
Pray?:	Yes
Go to church?:	No. I'm a Buddhist.
Talk to strangers who IM you?:	No.
Sleep with stuffed animals?:	6-7 years ago.
Take walks in the rain?:	Not always
Talk to people even though you hate them?:	No.
Drive?:	gimme another 5 yrs first
Like to drive fast?:	HOW THE HECK WOULD I KNOW!?!?!?!?
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?:	yea
Hurt yourself?:	yea
Been out of the country?:	yea
Eaten something that made other people sick?:	nah
Been in love?:	no
Done drugs?:	no
Gone skinny dipping?:	no
Had a medical emergency?:	no
Had surgery?:	yes
Ran away from home?:	no
Played strip poker?:	no
Gotten beaten up?:	no
Beaten someone up?:	no
Been picked on?:	yes. *stares at Zai and others*
Been on stage?:	yea.
Slept outdoors?:	camp.
Thought about suicide?:	NO
Pulled an all nighter?:	??/
If yes, what is your record?:	???
Gone one day without food?:	No. I live to eat, Eat to Live. I love eating.
Talked on the phone all night?:	nah. i dont really talk much. i SMS alot
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:	NO.
Slept all day?:	no
Killed someone?:	no
Made out with a stranger?:	no
Had sex with a stranger?:	no
Thought you're going crazy?:	yep. When it was 3 days b4 UPSR.
Kissed the same sex?:	no
Done anything sexual with the same sex?:	no
Been betrayed?:	No
Had a dream that came true?:	no
Broken the law?:	no
Met a famous person?:	no
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:	no
On purpose?:	no
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:	Uh huh. many times.
Stolen anything?:	no
Been on radio/tv?:	no
Been in a mosh-pit?:	no
Had a nervous breakdown?:	When UPSR results were announced
Bungee jumped?:	no
Had a dream that kept coming back?:	no
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?:	Not really
Miracles?:	No
Astrology?:	No
Magic?:	No
God?:	Yes
Satan?:	dunno
Santa?:	dunno
Ghosts?:	Yes
Luck?:	Yes
Love at first sight?:	Yes
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:	Yes
Witches?:	not really
Easter bunny?:	no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:	no
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:	no
Do you wish on stars?:	no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:	dunno
Do you think God has a gender?:	yes
Do you believe in organized religion?:	?
Where do you think we go when we die?:	Heaven. i think
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:	Oh yea. jkjk.
Who is your best friend?:	Kanendra
Who's the one person that knows most about you?:	Kanendra
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:	dunno
Your favourite inside joke?:	dunno
Thing you're picked on most about?:	This is P&C. i won't tell you.
Who's your longest known friend?:	Kanendra
Newest?:	Tyen
Shyest?:	dunno. all also so loud
Funniest?:	nope
Sweetest?:	nope
Closest?:	Kanendra
Weirdest?:	nope
Smartest?:	Marlena/Siew May
Ditziest?:	???
Friends you miss being close to the most?:	-.-
Last person you talked to online?:	Lauren
Who do you talk to most online?:	see la..
Who are you on the phone with most?:	dunno..
Who do you trust most?:	dunno...
Who listens to your problems?:	dunno..
Who do you fight most with?:	i dont fight with any of my frens
Who's the nicest?:	no offense but all the boys are out in this category. but i still dunno.
Who's the most outgoing?:	a lot.
Who's the best singer?:	Veronica
Who's on your shit-list?:	no one
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:	nah
Who's your second family?:	no 2nd family
Do you always feel understood?:	sometimes
Who's the loudest friend?:	Ainura, Lysha, Marlena
Do you trust others easily?:	Sometimes. i get tricked easily
Who's house were you last at?:	i dunno. that maybe months ago.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in::	dunno.
Do your friends know you?:	i didnt know you were so stupid.
Friend that lives farthest away::	dunno
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?:	No
What do you find romantic?:	erm..
Turn-on?:	no
Turn-off?:	no
First kiss?:	No
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?:	i'll think abt it.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:	Yes
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out:	sometimes.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv:	NO. NOT AT ALL.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:	NO.
What is best about the opposite sex?:	trustable.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:	competing for marks, poking me, hitting me
What's the last present someone gave you?:	dunno. i received many during my last party (b'day)
Are you in love?:	No
Do you consider your significant other hot?:	???
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?:	I dunno
You wanted to kill?:	i dunno
That you laughed at?:	erm.. i forgot i laughed at too many ppl.
That laughed at you?:	oh. a lot also.. hehe.
That turned you on?:	No one.
You went shopping with?:	My mom, bro and sis to buy a football boot.
That broke your heart?:	no one
To disappoint you?:	no one
To ask you out?:	Nvr tried b4
To make you cry?:	i have nvr cried for very long.
To brighten up your day?:	No one
That you thought about?:	No one
You saw a movie with?:	forgot
You talked to on the phone?:	my Mom
You talked to through IM/ICQ?:	Lauren
You saw?:	forgot.
You lost?:	forgot.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?:	no
Will it be with your significant other?:	no
Or some random person?:	no
What are you wearing right now?:	t-shirt and shorts
Body part you're touching right now::	not touching anything.
What are you worried about right now?:	my Mid Year next mth
What book are you reading?:	i dun read books
What's on your mousepad?:	no mousepad.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling::	happy, bored, Music crazy, bored, bored
Are you bored?:	YES.
Are you tired?:	no
Are you talking to anyone online?:	no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:	no
Are you lonely or content?:	not lonely, bored
Are you listening to music?:	DUH!
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A survey..

Turn on/offs for guys and girls
Turn ons or turn offs
is taller than you::	nope.
is shorter than you::	yes.
wears braces::	can also...
dresses preppy::	what is preppy??
dresses punk::	no.
has blue eyes::	maybe.
has green eyes::	no.
has hazel eyes::	can.
has brown eyes::	can.
ear pierced::	...
drinks alcohol::	no
smokes::	no
has a car::	DUH
plays sports::	yes
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It's been veli veli long since my last post...
i didnt update my blog coz i'm too effing lazy and i've got nothing to write...
2ND MONTHLY TEST IS OVER!!!
but my results are not convincing...
anyways, i scored a total of 592/700 (85%) for the recent Mid-Sem. exam......
'someone' is still trying to beat me....
but that 'sumone' got 609...
so why fight....
juz bcoz i beat that 'someone' (i wont mention that 'someone' 's name) in geo, science and BM paper 1.
hehehe.. i didnt go for Harimau sports practice today coz i woke up late + had a stomach ache so tak blh pegi lorh...
Adil's birthday is today.
We're playing futsal.
i bought a new football boot.
Umbro Exo-Skeletoon, size 9 1/2 (WOW!!! so fascinating... pfft.)
i'll post more things later ..
this post too 'chiong hei' already.

More jokes....

Marriage Life Before And After!!

Before marriage. Darling here...darling there.... After marriage. Baling here.... baling there....

Before marriage. I die for you... After marriage. "You die, up to you."
Lagi lama married. You die, I help you.!

Before marriage. "You go anywhere, I follow you. After marriage. "You go anywhere, up to you. Lagi lama married. "You go anywhere, better get lost!"

Before marriage. "You are my heart, you are my love." After marriage. "You get on my nerves."

Before marriage. "You are sweet and kind like Cinderella." After marriage. "You are worst than Godzilla."

Before marriage. "Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Like it or not,
I'm stuck with you."

After marriage. "Roses are dead.
I am blue.
You get on my head,
I will sue you."


Before marriage, every makan he brings you to Shangri-La. After marriage, You wanna go, he says, "You wait la.."

Before marriage she looks like Anita Sarawak. after marriage don't know whether katak or biawak.

LOL... hahaha.. my aunt laugh until her stomach ached...

Toilet Poems

Excellent poems by not so famous poets… found on toilet doors and
Walls..

A budding poet trying his best…

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Tried to shit,
But only farted.

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You’re lucky,
You had your chance,
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in
toilets.

I came here,
To shit and stink,
But all I do,
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different
purpose…

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space…….

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too, Please!

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson…
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food…please aim properly!